a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
this is my favorite post ever
look at this quality
Ed understands us.
if any website should have a post limit it should be facebook
once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried
I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”
man it must suck being a banker. i bet it gets pretty loanly